Homegrown English Peas |
Since moving to the suburbs a few years ago, I've gradually become an avid, borderline obsessive, gardener. Testing soil PH, establishing fruiting perennials, composting aggressively, researching off season cover crops, and pretty much everything in between. There's something incredibly rewarding about growing your own produce, plus my kids really enjoy it. Put a plate of cooked peas in front of them and no way in hell they'll touch it. "Yucky!" But if they're pulling pods straight from the vine and shucking their own, they'll eat a full serving of English peas all at once. Whatever it takes to get those veggies in, right? Also, since I started gardening, I've been trying to connect my newly found horticulture enthusiasm with that of my legacy oyster and seafood obsession. I struck a few short chords, mostly with my oyster paved garden path and an exploration of pairing oysters with eggs from chickens my neighbor raises. Then, late this Spring, I realized the massive, classic pairing of garden produce and oysters that I'd been missing - homegrown hot peppers, in the form hot sauce, and oysters.
Chile Peppers
Peppers of The Americas by M. Presilla |
Wild Peruvian Peppers - via Pepper Geek |
The first step in the pepper's global expansion was Columbus' 1492 arrival in the Caribbean. He and his crew were introduced to peppers by the Taino people inhabiting modern-day Cuba, Haiti, and the Dominican Republic. Columbus' voyage was intended to find an alternate root to Asia, specifically China, India, and The Spice Islands. Given the name of the latter, the ultimate goal was to gain better access to precious and expensive spices like nutmeg, cloves, and of course, black pepper (pimienta in Spanish). So, when he encountered capsicums' spice and heat, he called them by a similar name, pimiento, and not the native name, ají. Whether it was the taste similarity that caused the cross naming, or Columbus' attempts to hide his shame and embarrassment when returning to Spain without any actual black pepper, we'll never know. Either way, capsicums are now known globally, in almost all languages, to have some nominal crossover with black pepper.
Early Worldwide Dispersal of Chile Peppers - via Cornell Botanic Gardens |
Chile Peppers & Oysters
Top - Chili Pepper Institute Tasting Wheel Bottom - Oyster Master Guild Tasting Wheel |
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Oysters, peppers, and hot sauces all enjoy strong subcultures with fanatical followings, including beloved festivals, heated competitions, and even Guinness world records. They're all deeply rooted in various cultural identities, as well as experiencing simultaneous resurgences in mainstream popularity. But hot sauces specifically have an even richer history and association with oysters in North America. Tabasco and oysters were advertised together from the very start of the brand in 1868, with Tabasco salesmen targeting oyster saloons. But there are written and oral records of the use of hot sauce on oysters well before then, especially within the African diaspora. As noted, peppers were the great democratizers of flavor and widely used by poor, immigrant, and slave communities. At the same time, oysters were widely available and cheap throughout colonial and reconstruction America. Black culture has been paramount in both building America's oyster industry and sharing hot sauce across the country over the last four hundred years. Certainly the two met with high frequency, leading to the classic pairing we know today.
1875 bottle of Tabasco, noting "one or two drops are enough for a plate of soup, meat, oysters, etc." |
Hot Sauce & Oyster Trials
Beausoleil Oysters |
For a more robust hot sauce & oyster exploration, I suggest checking out Southern Maryland based content creator Rob Schou. He's been going hard in the paint on all things seafood for the last 2+ years with an emphasis on various crabs, varieties of oysters, and fishing on the Chesapeake. Over the last year, he's had a particular focus on oyster condiments, which naturally led to innumerable hot sauce & oyster combinations. Mexican hot sauce reviews, homemade sriracha, a Hot Ones oyster test. Several fans and brands have started sending him sauces to try, and he even did a March Madness Bracketology style hot sauce & oyster pairing competition. Dude's been on a pretty envy-inducing journey over the last year. Scroll his channels for much more comprehensive hot sauce & oyster trials, as well as great seafood content in general.
Hot Sauce Lineup |
Louisiana Style Hot Sauces
Best to start with the hot sauces you'll see at 99% of all oyster bars - Louisiana style. After all, Tabasco is the original gangsta', and is largely credited with both commercializing hot sauce and stamping the hot sauce & oyster association on the American psyche. The pairing makes a lot of sense too. Oysters go well with acid to counterbalance the salinity, and Louisiana style hot sauces are always very vinegar forward. Add a spicy kick to that and you've got a pairing that rivals peanut butter & jelly. Tried and true, let's see what you've got:
- Tabasco - Original Red Pepper Sauce - Full transparency, I don't like Tabasco. Never have and, as confirmed by this trial, never will. It's an incredibly distinct flavor unlike any other hot sauce. It can't be the fermentation, pepper species, or barrel aging, as I enjoy several hot sauces that use the same methods. Perhaps it's just a combination of all three that leads to a sharp, astringent flavor that doesn't sit right. To each their own, but 2/10 for me.
- Crystal Hot Sauce - the true OG of Louisiana style hot sauces in my mind. Crystal feels like a cleaner, brighter version of Tabasco. Tangy, slightly smoky, and a much more cayenne pepper primary, vinegar secondary feel. Solid 6/10.
- Louisiana Brand Hot Sauce - Full transparency again, I love Louisiana Brand Hot Sauce. Of all the Louisiana style hot sauces to pair with oysters, this has always been my go to. It's definitely got that vinegar bite, but has a stronger, saltier pepper flavor, as well as a richer viscosity that texturally works well on an oyster. 7/10.
I love Old Bay. Fuckin' love it! Old Bay potato chips, Old Bay peanuts, even Old Bay Goldfish. I simply can't get enough. No joke, I've been talked out of getting an Old Bay tattoo on more than one occasion. While traditionally paired with crab and shrimp, I had to explore how the classic Old Bay or Chesapeake / crab seasoning hot sauces might work on oysters. My gut told me they'd be too overpowering, but I still had to find out:
- Pepper Palace - Chesapeake Bay Hot Sauce - On the topic of OGs, Pepper Palace certainly claims that spot in terms of hot sauce makers. Founded in 1989, it boasts 50+ hand-crafted hot sauces and 100+ retail outlets across North America. The Palace was well ahead of the curve, decades before the hot sauce renaissance and outlets like Hot Ones' Heatonist. No hot sauce exploration would be complete without a visit, and their Chesapeake Bay variety shockingly struck all chords with oysters. Silky, spicy, comforting. A delightfully surprising and highly recommended 7/10.
- Delaware Sauce Co. - Ghost of the Chesapeake Hot Sauce - I wanted to pepper in (all pun intended) a few locally made hot sauces in these trials, and Delaware Sauce Company is only a few hours from my hometown. Unfortunately, going local didn't equate to quality this time around, at least when paired with oysters. It felt like more of a heat bomb with subtle crab seasoning undertones, both of which overwhelmed the oyster. It also had an unpleasant grittiness that was amplified on an oyster. 4/10.
- Old Bay Hot Sauce - Old Bay Hot Sauce is a bit misleading. Don't get me wrong, I do like the product. However, it's not a hot sauce. It's more akin to Taco Bell hot sauce, just substituting the taco seasoning for Old Bay seasoning. Deployed in the right situation, it's great. On oysters, not so much. It's very single note with the Old Bay, and had that same unpleasant grittiness. 9/10 for their seasoning, but 4/10 for their hot sauce.
This one was tricky and got a little out of hand. There are hundreds of hot sauce styles and brands around the world that are either marketed to be paired with seafood, or are commonly known to go well with seafood. Mexican salsa marisquera, a number of Caribbean hot sauces, Hawaiian chili pepper water, lemon pepper hot sauces, not to mention all the Southeast Asian staples like tuk trey koh kong, muối ớt xanh or nam jim jaew. Even the Louisiana and Chesapeake styles fall into this category. So, once again drawing the line somewhere, I tried to get a few branded hot sauces that broadly touched as many of these varieties as possible:
- Culichi Negra Seafood Hot Sauce - I didn't have much familiarity with salsa marisquera until this project, but man am I glad I discovered it. There are a few available on the market, but everything I read pointed to Culichi being the best. And wow was it the best. Toasty, savory, spicy, tangy, sweet. All possible flavors packaged tightly into one drop. It's viscous and has a slight pipián granularity to it, but goes great on oysters, and pretty much everything else I imagine. Top of the charts with a 9/10, and I'm excited to try others.
- Smoke City Foods - Lowcountry Oyster Sauce - While Louisiana arguably owns North America's preeminent hot sauce & oyster culture, the Southeast's Lowcountry is a close rival. It needed some representation here, and Smoke City Foods' oyster sauce seemed appropriate. Sadly, it didn't deliver, tasting like a mild, watered down cocktail sauce. I guess their tagline of "Not Just Another Hot Sauce" was right, just in the wrong ways. 2/10.
- Pepper Palace - Horseradish Oyster Hot Sauce - I initially visited Pepper Palace for this exact variety. Their Chesapeake Bay version was an auxiliary pick up that evolved into the entire Chesapeake Style category. While Pepper Palace is wholly deserving of praise, it also feels kind of gimmicky or tourist-trappy. Just look at their locations. And their oyster hot sauce woefully echoed this. It was mainly bland ketchup and horseradish forward with negligible heat. 2/10.
- The Starboard - Raw Seafood Hot Sauce - I had to go local again for at least one sauce in this category. Luckily, The Starboard in Dewey Beach, Delaware has their own line of retail sauces, and their Raw Seafood Hot Sauce seemed perfectly aligned. Unluckily, it was yet another version semi-spicy, watery cocktail sauce. What's going on, America? Think creatively! It's possible to make a good oyster hot sauce without reverting directly to cocktail sauce. 3/10.
- Vastana's Citrus Hot Sauce - I scoured the internet for hours trying to find the right Southeast Asian style hot sauce, and I realize that only trying one is a massive disservice to the range and diversity inspired by the region's various cultures. However, I think I chose well with Vatsana's citrus hot sauce. Unlike any other sauce in the lineup, acid from the lime and umami from the anchovy extract brought a whole new complexity of flavor, especially when paired with an oyster. It wasn't a powerhouse on the heat, but really opened my eyes to the possibilities of pairing any sauce with oysters. 9/10.
Who better to ask "what hot sauce goes best with oysters" than those who grow them? Surely their expertise would provide some legit pairings. First, I turned my research to oyster companies making their own hot sauces. There were quite a few, or at least quite a few that did at some point and time. I encountered several broken links, out of stocks, and 404 errors. Oyster farming and web coding aren't exactly the same skill set. So, given the limited availability, I had to expand my search to hot sauce & oyster farm partnerships or endorsements. I'm sure this won't age well, as links will have returned, new partnerships formed, and more oyster farms will start making their own. But here we are:
- Rappahannock Oyster Co. Hot Sauce - I've always been a big fan of Rappahannock Oyster Co. They're one of the more prominent voices in Chesapeake oyster restoration, help out-of-work fishermen establish new careers in aquaculture, and raise a phenomenal variety of oysters. I had high hopes for their hot sauce as such, but it mostly missed the mark. Felt like a bootleg Tabasco. Sorry guys. Love ya, but I've got to keep it real. 2/10.
- Lowcountry Oyster Co. Hot Sauce - I'm not very familiar with Lowcountry Oyster Co. as they were recently formed in 2017, but it was one of the few oyster farms I found that currently made their own hot sauce. And if their oysters are anything like their hot sauce, they're doing things right. It was straight Louisiana style, both vinegar and cayenne forward, but had a depth of flavor and pleasing heat the mainstays couldn't hold a candle to. Move over, Nawlins, there's a new hot sauce & oyster sheriff in town! 9/10.
- Barnacle Foods - Bullwhip Hot Sauce - Located in Juneau, Alaska, Barnacle Foods sources locally grown seaweed and turns it into familiar culinary products. Most notably, they make a hot sauce that's endorsed and sold by Island Creek Oysters, Taylor Shellfish, and several other oyster farms. Made with kelp and piri piri peppers, it's rich, velvety, and packed with savory heat, almost like mushrooms braised in spicy seawater. Great on oysters, and probably everything else. 8/10.
- Splat - Hot Sauce Mignonette - Hama Hama Oysters and Splat Hot Sauce partnered to make this exclusive product, and it tastes exactly like it sounds; a perfect mixture of spicy hot sauce and piquant mignonette. All of Splat's hot sauces are fermented, so it had an extra layer of flavorful funk. And while it might not be the best multipurpose hot sauce, it works perfectly on oysters. Mission set and goal accomplished by this partnership. A praiseworthy 7/10.
Homegrown Peppers |
L - Charred and Fresh Peppers R - Fermenting Peppers |
After fourteen long days of closely monitoring the ferment, it was time to make hot sauce. I strained the peppers and blended them with a little bit of the reserved brine and some lime juice, then ran it through a sieve to remove pulp and particulate. I wanted a slightly viscous sauce, like the ones I'd enjoyed, so I refrained from running it through cheesecloth or a coffee filter. Xanthan gum would have helped, but this sauce was going to be au naturel. I tasted it a few times, adjusted with a few pinches of salt and sugar, then proceeded to bottling.
The SF Oyster Nerd Hot Sauce |
I thoroughly enjoyed my hot sauce & oyster pairing adventure. From the start, I knew the tastings and homemade hot sauce would be fun, but I had no idea what a delight all the reading and research around the subject would be. I hope you get out there and enjoy some hot sauce & oysters yourself sometime soon. Better yet, make your own hot sauce and bring it along for a day trip to your closest oyster farm. Trust me, you won't regret either.